Go Utes!

So we just got home from the Utes game, and once again I have to say, GO UTES! Our defense was downright lookin good, just in time for the lame Cougs, those nin-com-poops, jerks, fart faces, or whatever else I was called when I played in Lavell Stadium. Man BYU fans are weird. They are festering in their own little bubble and talking trash to the rest of the world and laughing at their own pathetic jokes. They are like those Alltell cell phone commercials with the cell phone companies, all wearing the different color shirts. They sit there and crack jokes to each other and laugh and give each other high fives why the rest of the world is looking at them and wondering how long they have been staring at the TV, playing Dungeons and Dragons, in the last 24 hours. Seriously.....

But I really enjoyed this game cause Brittney actually was getting into the game, cheering and yelling, and rooting right along side of me. Normally I am the only person with a 20 ft circumference to even make a sound where our tickets are. I hate it. We have some sick seats, the 30 yd line, 5th row behind the offensive line bench for the Utes. But we got these season tickets from Brittney's dad, cause he was a Crimson Club member and season ticket holder for 23 years before he moved to Arizona. So we bought the tickets from him. But with that tenure comes all of the old fogey's who sit around us and they are a bunch of grumpy old men it seems like. I only hear negative things come from their mouths. They clap instead of cheer, they clap instead of yell when the rest of the stadium is yelling. Its kind of annoying. It kind of makes me laugh cause I remember being a player and thinking we had the worst fans. I hated playing home games. All they ever did was boo our team. I have even wondered what Britt's dad was yelling at me when I played. The kicker practice net, is right below us, so....hmmmm.....

But BYU sucks, we are gonna spank those rascals, those booger faces, those silly sally's.....Whatever...